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A chicken, a talking horse and a tractor walk into the bar, look round and go 'whoops, sorry wrong bar'. As they leave they bump into DonkeyWan, the indifferent archer.
DonkeyWan wiggles her eyebrows provocatively, but the horse keeps moving.
Sighing, she walks slowly to the bar, chucks her leather armor and cheap short bow into a corner and says, "hey barkeep, if I can hit the knot in thw wall yonder, from here, will you give me a free oj?"
Several misses later, Donkeywan is so broke she decides to sell her leather armor and bow to pay for her orange.
*sigh*
"Anyone got any quests, that require no effort and give you loadsa experience and gold (without actually getting the participant hurt)? I really need a break here, honest."
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