YOU DON'T HAVE SPAM IN CANADA?!
Spam is an abreviation for "Spiced ham" which is chopped up into tiny shreds, mixed with fat, and stored in a can for a minimum of seventeen years before it is allowed on the open market. One may consume it as sandwich filling (or a spread really) or with crackers directly from the can ( a prison favorite).
Actually, I've never tried it, but it's been on my list since visiting this forum. If you really want some, email me and I'll mail you a can if it's contraban in Canada.
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