Arrrr Jim lad.
Avoid the pirate with the wooden leg. Long Pong Silver is his name although some of his mates call him sawnoff. He pulls his leg off and beats you with it, it's actually a +6 stick and capable of giving +2 splinters so beware. Also try to avoid the parrot that's fallen off his shoulder in a drunken stupor as that can chuck +2 abuse at you and gets an extra attack if Long Pong dies. Upon Long Pongs demise the parrot transforms and you'll then realise that it isn't a parrot at all but a cross dressing baby Wyvern. This will start chucking pieces of eight at you at the rate of pieces of +3. The treasure map you get for killing them is false btw and you'll just top up digging small holes in uninhabited islands for hundreds of years without success.
Eh, oh hello nurse.....time for my medication is it?....Ouch...ZZZZzzzzzzzzz
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One love, peace.