[Barlik Longbeard]

These r really funny guys, keep em up!

I have this glitch on my computer which means that if my party is silenced and a fight finishes, if someone was meant to talk and give you a magic object you would get it, but the conversation would end when you had to say something, so I ended up getting tonnes of money and twice as many weapons as I normally would if I completed a 'messy' job.

Then you have to think about the moral knockons from when a half-orc romances somone. Wow, I would really like to do that. You can't quite compare a female half-orc with someone like Denise Richards, or Jordan now can you?

If you try strange combinations of people, like jan and Korgan, Jan and Minsc, Jan and Edwin, Jan and Sarevok, Edwin and Viconia, well Jan and anyone really you get some pretty funy outcomes.

Then you get the strangest flukes in the game. One of which my Archer came up against. A goblin, cuz the rest were killed off by my shooting, was running at me. With a THAC0 of -5 you would think it would be easy to hit the lil tihs. Critical Miss, miss, Critical miss, then he actually hits me in close combat, the first swing and all. As his hit was a critical 1 and I wasn't wearing a helmet, only the peraly white ioun stone he did 12 damage. That really pissed me off, I can tell you!