By the way Memnoch, when she comes back could I have the blonde babe? Or failing that, tell your canadian friend there is a middle aged , balding spaniard with a paunch, living in Scotland who has the hots for her. That should do it. You can explain to her that she could treat it as a learning exercise in what not to look for in a man. After a week here she will realize what she has with you and sweep you off your feet! Consider it an act of frienship on my part. No chore is too much trouble for a friend.
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