ROTFLOL Valen!
Took some time to read but it was good
'K here's another one:
A salesman rang the doorbell, and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was home.
Johnny said, "Yes."
The salesman said, "Well, can I see him please?"
Johnny snickered and said, "No, he is in the shower."
The salesman asked if his mother was home.
Johnny said, "Yes."
The salesman asked, "Well, can I see her?"
Johnny snickered again and said, "No, she's in the shower too."
The salesman then asked, "Do you think they will be out soon?"
Johnny laughed this time and said, "No."
The salesman asked, "Why?"
"Well," Johnny said, "when my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him some Super Glue."
And another one:
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug; deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice tits," says the man. "Where do you want these blinds?"
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