i liked the ones you posted about the statues and the irish twins. i thought i share one of my favorites myself...
a drunk walks into a bar and picks up a dart and throws it at the dart board. by some stroke of luck he hits the bull's eye. the bartender was very impressed and tells him that the bar gives out a prize for anyone who hits the bull's eye.
the drunks slurs "... so whats my prize?"
the bartender hands him a pet turtle.
"thanks" the drunk says and leaves.
two weeks later the same drunk walks into the same bar and picks up a dart and once again hits the bull's eye.
a new bartender looks up "oh, the bar gives out a prize to anyone who hits the bull's eye"
"what do i get?" the drunk asks stumbling up to the bar.
"here" the bartender hands him a sweater.
"no" the drunk shakes his head dumbly "i want the prize they gave out two weeks ago"
the bartender shrugs "well i wasnt here two weeks ago. what did they give out?"
the drunk thinks for a moment "it was a roast beef on a hard bun"
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