Upon his death, the only honest plumber in Glasgow was sent to hell instead of heaven.
Soon after this travesty St. Peter phoned up satan on his special hotline:
"I believe you've got one of ours down there! Relinquish him to us immediatley!"
"piss off you poncy bastard, that guy's the only one who undestands central heating. Its all cool down here." replied satan
"If you dont give us him we'll sue!!!"
Satan laughed for a long time..."YOU'LL SUE!!! AND WHERE IN HELL WILL *YOU* FIND A LAWYER!"
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