Paraphrased, because I don't remember it exactly:
Jan: So you're a drow, eh Viconia?
Viconia: Didn't you hear me say so..? (not accurate)
Jan: I can't hear you, no. You see I'm deaf, I only can read lips...
Viconia: You're deaf? We generally sacrifice deaf people to Lolth...
Jan: So I've heard. You know that reminds me of Uncle (so-and-so), he was inside Lolth's belly with another unfortunate man. Well, my uncle had to eat to survive in there right? So he ate his companion...
Viconia: Bertran (me) why do you put up with such idiots in your group?
Bertran: Well, Viconia, it all started with Jan's uncle Paladin-peter', who got into a flesh golem eating contest.
Jan: Yes, that's right. Those flesh golems are suckers for milk, you see..
Viconia: I refuse to listen to this.
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