Thank you ladies and gentleman for your concern. I am deeply touched. Riding everywhere commando style would make you fairly immune to the cold you would think, especially livlng in Scotland. Unfortunately the ice jockeys were a little too cool and although the burns have improved, I have now developed frost-bite in a far more sensitive area. At first I thought I had a pair of castanets hidden in my sporran, but I fear the truth is far worse. I believe only a brisk rub will rescue the family jewels, so if any of you kind ladies are free, I will meet you behind the beer tent at mid-night.
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