So sorry I have not replied earlier but I have only just returned from the burns clinic. Black Knight, you seem to be sincere and so I will forgive you as long as the ladies Cloudbringer and LadyWendy do. However I may not forgive your slur on my character. Much as I admire Cloudbringer, I did not pursue her love but merely defended her honour. Besides, I am fair scared shitless of her big sister . As a knight you should know that we live to bring justice to an evil world and I was only upholding the Knightly virtues.
Your tale fills with me sorrow and I am glad you have both found comfort in each other's arms. However, if I should hear you treat her badly, I shall ride you down, charred cheeks or not. For now I will sheath my sword and give my blessing at your union.
PS Charlie, do you have any second hand padded saddles in your emporium? Or if not a fat horse?
PPS My fellow Knights, I shall buy the first round at the Happy Hippo
PPPS Is it ok if I wear silk boxers under my kilt for the wedding, as the wool is very itchy on the scabs?
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