Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
10. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. (Lord of Alcohol?)
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. (also good reason to play BGII naked )
And the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:
1. No one EVER steals your chair
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