This is a small selection of what I reaped after 2 mins searching with Yahoo
Q What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A lucky blonde
Q What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A pregnant blonde
Q What did the blondes left leg say to the right leg? A Nothing. They never met.
Q How can you make a blondes eyes light up? A Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? A If you find whiteout on the screen.
Q What do you call a dumb blonde with a dollar on her head? A All you can eat under a buck
Q How does a dumb blonde turn on the lights after having sex? A Opens the car door
Q Why do dumb blondes laugh on Saturdays? A Because you told them a joke on Wenesday
Q How do you drown a dumb blond? A Place a sratch'n'sniff at the pool's bottom
Q What's 1 mile long and has a 40 IQ? A A dumb blondes fashion show.
Q What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Q Why don't blondes make kool-aid? A They can't fit all the water in that tiny little packet.
Q What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? A You always hear about them but you never encounter any.
Q How do you drown a blonde? A Put a scratch'n'sniff sticker at the bottom of her pool.
Q What do blondes say after sex? A "Are all you guys on the same team?"
Q What's the difference between a blonde and a lightbulb? A You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Q What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? A Artificial intelligence.
Q How do you know when a blonde has used your computer? A There's white-out on the screen.
Q What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? A Introduces herself and goes home.
Q What did the blonde mom say before her blonde daughter's first date? A "If you're not in bed by ten, come home."
Q What did the blonde say when her doctor told her she was pregnant? A "Is it mine?"
Q What goes vrrroom -- screech, vrrroom -- screech, vrrroom -- screech? A A blonde at a flashing red light.
Q What happened to the blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? A She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Q Why can't blondes dial 911? A They can't find the "eleven" button.
Q What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal works? A "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no..."
Q What do you call a skeleton in a closet? A Winner of an all-blonde hide'n'seek game.
Q Why are blonde jokes so short? A So men can remember them.
Q How do you change a blonde's mind? A Blow in her ear.
Q How can you tell which blonde is the waitress ? A She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
Q What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ? A "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
Q Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes ? A Toes Go In First.
Q Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts ? A Tits Go In Front.
Q What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side ? A An interpreter.
Q What do you call a blonde between two brunettes ? A A mental block.
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