My relation haven't been great,.............until I met Melusine's Pit Fiend. And guess what??!! I'm going to buy it a whole tub of chocolate eclairs for a Valentine Present!!
Before that it was a really cute girl who always seemed to be my ideal partner. She was just as bad as me and we used to trash the whole Home Studies room by squirting washing up liquid all over the school tables when the teacher's not around.
Sadly she moved to California and she never left me a message. Oh well, that was last year's valentine day memories. BTW - She did NOT dump me on valentines day!! GOD NO! That was the last valentines day I spent with her, then she left.
Anyway, I have Melusine's Pit fiend to keep me company then, it might look ugly but it doesn't give a shit whether you smell of roses or yesterday's beer glass. Ahhh, good thing it doesn't speak English or know how to use the internet! Otherwise it will be heartbroken from hearing this.
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