I am pleased dear lady that you have decided to stay amongst the living. I can now turn to my bed in peace before renewing my search in the morning. Sleep well fair maiden and rest assured thy honour will be avenged.
PS Does anyone know how to remove goose-grease from a kilt
PPS I fear that I landed rather badly during my hunt and I also seek advice on how to remove a saddle. Unfortunately the goose-grease aided entry but it now seems stuck fast and I am having trouble lying down in my bed.
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