Just got back from a club and was thinking--what if Baldur's Gate were a night club?
Minsc would be one of those recent-immigrant Russian guys you see at a club who are completely fearless about hitting on women and never care about rejection. With Boo as his wingman, he's brimming with confidence. I'm sure the women who play BGII would fall for Minsc with enough alcohol.
Amoen would be the one guy in the suit you always see--totally uncool, doesn't know how to dress or dance, but thinks he's the coolest and expects the chicks to flock to him.
Cernd would be making out with hippie club chick Aerie (whom he just met that night) in the booth.
Haer Daelis would be a disco lizard, always running back and forth from the bar with drinks in his hands for the ladies.
Edwin and Valygar would be drinking and sulking in the corner thinking the club sucked.
Korgan would be bumping into guys trying to browbeat and/or start a fight.
Jan Jansen would be a nonstop glow-stick swinging dancing machine, totally oblivious to everyone around him.
Keldorn is a paldin--he wouldn't be there.
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