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Old 01-02-2001, 02:02 PM   #38
Lord of Alcohol
Xanathar Thieves Guild
 

Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Charlotte,NC
Age: 61
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I am the Lord of Alcohol-INTOXOGOD so I am the ultimate authority on this subject. The answer is BEER & Liquor. For these most holy of drinks actually bring out the innate manliness in all men which causes the sex to be just as easy as the drinking. If you could read a womans thoughts this is what you would hear: "Gee look at that drunk guy. He's so cute! I gotta have him! I hope he never sobers up!" Women uhhh tell me this all the time so I'm glad I've been able to help out and feel free to ask if you have any lingering questions and I'll teach you about the glories of ALCOHOL. Merry New Year and to all a good night and all that~Intoxogod
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