Sheesh, simultaneous posting again!!
CB- funny! Don't you hate it when they pat you on your back!! "Thanks dude, yeah, that really makes me feel better! You've made barfing a comforting experience. Get out!!! Can't I have a little privacy here?!! Oh God I swear I will never drink this much again, I promise! Alcohol sucks. I HATE this!! Lesson learned I swear it!! (Two weeks later "Well, I'll just have one, or maybe two, no more than three! That's it!)\
Turbovee - Ouch!! Holly bushes!! We had a roommmate last year that turned out to be not what he first appeared to be. He was 52 and said he moved from upstate, had temporarily stayed with his mother before. Well, we thought he was harmless enough, and he had cash on hand and an impressive bank account, so we let him rent our basement. In the end, we found out we had the wool pulled over our eyes, as he apparently just got out of alcoholic rahab before he moved in. His father had recently died and left him $20,000.00, ergo the bank account. I swear, within 6 months, he never got a job, just stayed home mumbling to himself (heard him), and got 4 DWI's and one charge for trying to run an Officer down. He told us he saw a roadblock and didn't know what it meant, so turned around and sped away, and the cops came after him. Yeah right. 52 and you've never seen a road block? Needless to say, by the time his lease was up, he was in jail again and had spent his entire inheritance on court fees and bail bondsman. We had to clean up his room and bathroom, which was pretty sick. He had all kinds of porno tapes everywhere, empty beer cans in his bathroom cabinets, an entire box of pepper spray containers, and blood spatters in his bathroom when his nose gave out from too much Sudafed. Did I ever tell anyone that my life is a soap opera?!
No more roommates EVER!!!!!!!
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