Neat. I think I'll join in.
DEX: 6
I'm clumsy, I can't dance, I repeatedly trip over myself, I bang my head on door frames, etc.
INT: 9
I did a full humanities course. The only thing I'm much good at academically is writing, and even that's debatable.
WIS: 4
I'm a common sense moron. No, really, I don't know jack.
CHR: 0.3
I won't spell it out. Suffice it to say, a big clumsy tactless guy who's more likely to trip and fall on you than smile that winning smile doesn't make for a very charismatic person. Actually, this was a joke at my own expense, it's probably about two or something.
STR: 15
Ah, here we go. I don't work out, I don't exercise, I don't play sports to stay healthy and I eat the most disgusting food you can imagine. However, by some bizarre twist of fate, I'm a walking tank. Good old genetics.
CON: 17
Well, this is probably a little overdone. You can kick me in the stomach and it'll take a full minute for me to realise it, and even then it won't have hurt much. I've never gotten a serious illness and, despite my poor eating and living habits, I'm fit. Strange but true. I'm not complaining though, if I didn't have these two traits I'd be a geek.
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