OMFG! You go asleep, thinking the world is alright and you don't miss anything, and wake up to see you missed THIS funny thread.
Ok, here we go:
Str: 13 (I'm going to check out how many lbs or whatever carrying capabitlity is str measured in I can carry)
Dex: 16
Con: 11 (I got some serious health problems that took me down a bit ... in 5 years this will eventually raise again)
Int: 17
Wis: 15 (Wisdom is knowledge, for the one who asked)
Cha: 15 (This is what I would give me, however I was told I'm very charismatic but I guess they lied to me *g*)
70-90 move silently
70 hide in the shadows
No one like to play hide & search with me when I was a child
Bachstab Dam. x5 at least, because I know almost every vulnerable spot, how deep you have to put a knife in it to kill, etc. Hey, I was just curious about this as a child !
Proficiencys:
*** Short Sword
** Quarter Staff
** Sword and Shield Style
* Single weapon Style
We use to train a lot with the so called latex-weapons around here, that is, i.e., a sword with a metal core, covered with thick layer of soft plasic. With this weapons you can savely slash/cut, and all you get from it are at max some blue points. Impaling damage, however, is even with the latexlayer quite dangerous, and we have forbidden it for those who haven't practiced a lot.
With short sword I could probably take most of you out, with a quarter staff I could take perhaps half of you falling on your back before knowing what happened. When I fight with shield, my shield is almost as dangerous as my sword.
Btw, it's fun, if anyone of you lives in germany around aachen, come and join us (well, in the summer that is, right now it's dark and wet outside and we don't train).
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