Real life stats before and after a Friday night Session:
Str 11/1 (too weak to stand)
Dex 15/3 (can't walk)
Con 11/3 (keep pasing out)
Int 18/0 (True as I was in Mensa until I realized most of them were freaks)
Wis 8/18 (or so I think)
Cha 13/1

a happy drunk)
What a bunch of smart-arses we all think we are!
Maybe we should ask a friend to rate us for a more accurate/unbiased viewpoint?
PS Sorry Memnoch and Relic I just loved your Gif and had to rip it off.