Thread: Goober Attack!
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Old 11-09-2000, 03:30 PM   #1
nimzo
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Goober attack!

Silly who would win questions:

Who would win, Irenicus or Elminster? Or Mr. Harpell? Or Varthlokkur?

Bodhi or Lestat? Bodhi or Louis?

Irenicus or Luke Skywalker?

Bodhi or a Borg drone? Can a vampire be assimilated into the collective through nanaprobe technology?

A species 8472 member or Firkraag?

A borg or Firkraag? Can a dragon be assimilated? Can you imagine the power of a borg dragon?

Darth Maul or a 21st level monk?

Can the Terminator 2, T-1000 mimetic polyalloy advanced prototype learn to cast spells? Who could stop him? Could Irenicus?

Who would win in a fist fight, Kirk or Picard or a 7th level monk? Could Kirk’s advanced age martial arts beat a D&D monks? Who would win in a fist fight between Al Gore and George Bush? How about Nader and Buchanan? How long would any of them last in a dungeon?

Can the protection versus normal missiles spell stop bullets? How about phasers? Does greater mantle protect against tactical nukes? If it did and one survived the initial blast, would a zone of sweet air spell help clear out the fallout and radiation?

Is there a distance limitation on teleport spells? If a wizard were beamed about the Starship Voyager and completely familiarized himself with the ship, could he teleport back to it later even if it moved out of the delta quadrant and was millions of light years away?

Could a wish spell allow a wizard such as Elminster to go back in time to follow in the temporal distortion wake of the Borg to prevent them from messing with the past in an attempt to keep Drizz’t from ever being born?
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