TIPSY ABOUT THIS SWORD..... WHEN I HIT A PALADIN WITH THIS ENCHANTED BLADE IT....UM......WELL IT TRANSMUTATED BACK INTO THE FORM OF A RATHER STOUT DWARF WOMAN (COMPLETE WITH BEARD) WHO PROCEEDED TO GIVE BOTH ME AND MY ADVERSERY THE MOST VENGEFUL LECTURE EVER. EVEN EARS THAT HAVE HEARD A THOUSAND MEWING BABIES BEING SLOWLY ROASTED ALIVE FOUND THIS WOMANS RANTINGS OVERWHELMING.
ANY IDEAS ABOUT THAT????
SO SAYETH JEROME THE WELL TOLD OFF DARK AVENGER
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