THIS THREAD IS SURE TO ATTRACT MOST OF THE AUDIENCE WHO HAVE BEEN WATCHING OUR DUEL WITH INTREST... FOR THEM I HAVE SAD NEWS.
JEROME THE PALADIN IS....................DEAD. I SHALL TELL YOU THE SAD CIRCUMSTANCES IN WHICH HE PASSED AWAY.
JEROME WAS ORDERED TO ATTEND THE MEETING OF THE HIGH COUNCIL OF THE ORDER OF THE MOST RADIANT HEART. THEY LAID BATTLE PLANS AND TALKED LOUDLY ABOUT HOLINESS AND BEING WELL HARD WARRIORS LONG INTO THE WEE HOUR OF THE MORNING. I WAS ORDERED TO SLAY AN ENTIRE VILLAGE BECAUSE THEY OPPOSED A RASIE IN TAXES... THEY HAD TO BE MADE AN EXAMPLE OF.
THESE VILLAGERS WERE PENILESS TO BEGIN WITH, THEY COULDEN'T HANDLE ANOTHER TAX INCEASE, I REALISED THAT THESE PALADINS STOOD NOT FOR GOOD BUT IN FACT THEY WERE JUST ANOTHER FRONT FOR EVIL. AFTER I SLAYED ALL OF THE COUNCIL I RENOUNCED ME PALADINSHIP AND HAVE NOW EMBARKED ON A QUEST TO DESTROY THESE SO CALLED "CRUSADERS OF JUSTICE"
MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED, I REALISE NOW THAT EVIL IS NOTHING MORE THAN TRYING TO ACHIVE THE MOST OUT OF LIFE. MY FRIENDS, MY ALLIES, MY ENIMIES I JEROME THE EX-PALADIN HERBY LAUNCH AN ASSULT AGAINST THE FORCES OF GOOD... BEING EVIL IS WAY COOLER AND A LOT MORE FUN.
A PRICE HAS BEEN OFFERED ON MY HEAD, THE GOODLY FOOLS WISH ME DEAD BUT I SHALL ALWAYS BE THERE LURKIING IN THE DEEPEST SHADOWS. MY ONCE PROUD CASTLE HAS BEEN WARPED, FIRE NOW FILLS THE MOAT WHERE MY NEW PET SALAMANDERS SWIM, A DARK SKY SURROUNDS MY HOME, LIGHTINING STRIKING THOSE WHO DARE HARM ME. NEW ALLIANCES WITH A GUILD OF NECROMANCERS HAVE GRANTED ME AN ARMY OF UNDEAD WARRIORS... BEWARE GOOD, ONE WHO KNOWS ALL YOUR WEAKNESSES WALKS AMONG YOU. THERE SHALL BE NO STOPPING ME.
TIPSY, I HAVE A QUESTION: I MET UP WITH ONE OF YOUR FEMALE *FRIENDS* LAST NIGHT, WHEN I AWOKE I FOUND MY VERY PRECIOUS SWORD MISSING... ANY IDEA WHEN YOU COULD GIVE IT BACK???
THOSE OF AN EVIL DISPOSITION HEED MY CALL; IF EVER YOU HAVE A CRUSADE AGAINST GOOD AND YOU NEED SOME MUSCLE YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME... JUST FOLLOW THE TRAIL OF CORPSES.
SO SAYETH JEROME THE EVIL EX-PALADIN
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