HAD I THE INCLINATION TO KILL YOU THEN YOU WOULD BE LIEING IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN BLOOD AT THIS MOMENT, NO YOU ARE FAR MORE USEFUL TO ME ALIVE.
MY GOALS, AHHHHH THE VILLANS EXPOSÉ, HMMMMM WELL SUFFICE TO SAY I SHALL BE MAKING MY WAY TO THE HEART OF AMM, AND MAKING ITS CAPITAL NOTHING MORE THAN A PILE OF RUBBLE. CONQUEST OF THE ENTIRE NATION IS IN MY GRASP AND I NEED SOMEONE (YES YOU) WHO CAN MARSHALL MY TROOPS WHILE I GET DOWN TO SLAYING MORE PALADINS.
IF NOT YOU COULD ALWAYS JOIN THE NECROMANCER AND HIS *SNICKER* FAIRY DRAGON BUT WHY WASTE SUCH A GOLDEN OPPERTUNITY? MY REVENGE IS RESERVED FOR THE ORDER. YOU DONT QUITE MAKE ME THAT ANGRY. TALKING OF ANGRY WHERE THE HELL IS TIPSY? MY BRAND NEW SOCKS OF DEATH WERE STOLEN RIGHT OFF MY FEET LAST NIGHT AND I THINK I KNOW WHO HAS THEM........
SO SAYETH JEROME THE DARK AVENGER
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