GREETINGS JEROME.
ITS A GOOD THING THAT YOUR ARMY MOSTLY CONSISTS OF UNDEAD AND GOLEMS, OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE A SHOCKING CATERING BILL AND THEY ARE SO LOYAL AND THEY NEVER BACKANSWER EITHER, JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ANOYING CLERICS WITH THEIR HOLY SYMBOLS THAT GO AROUND TURNING UNDEAD.
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF BECOMING A LYCH? BEING UNDEAD IS WAY COOL.
I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN YOUR ARMY OF DARKNESS. IS IT OK IF I BRING MOM ALONG? SHE HAS A WHEELCHAIR OF TELEPORTING AND A +5 WALKING STICK OF CLERIC SLAYING, SHE ALSO HAS A "DRIP OF SUSTENENCE" SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FEEDING HER.
HAVE YOU GOT A JOB DESCIPTION? AND WHERE DO I SEND MY C.V. "RESUME".
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