Going of topic because of Dedzy's sig...
*Sung to the toon of Chatanooga Chu-Chu*
Pardon me boy,
is this the Lair of Great Cthulhu?
In the city of slime,
where it's night all the time...
Bob Hope never went,
along the road to Great Cthulhu,
and Triple-A has not maps,
and all the Tcho-Tchos lay traps.
You'll see an ancient sunk city where the angles are wrong.
You'll see the fourth dimension if you're there very long.
Come to the conventacle,
bring along a pentacle,
otherwise you'll be dragged off by a tentacle.
A mountain's in the middle with a house on the peak:
A gnashin' and a thrashin' and a clackin' of beak.
Your soul will be a lackin',
when you see the mighty kracken.
Oo-oo Great Cthulhu is staring to speak!
So come on board,
along the road to Great Cthulhu.
Wen-di-gos and dholes,
will make Big Macs of your souls.
Under the sea,
down in the ancient city of R'lyeh.
In the lair of Great Cthulhu,
they'll suck your soul away!
Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu, suck your soul away
Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu
In the lair of Great Cthulhu,
they'll suck your soul away.
