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Old 01-31-2002, 02:25 AM   #16
Merulus
Elite Waterdeep Guard
 

Join Date: January 17, 2002
Location: The Bleak Shore, Nehwon
Posts: 47
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This makes me think, those Rynjins either have extra long legs far longer than a long sword or polearm, or my swords and polearms are just 2 inches long.


“Ah, grasshoppah. You have much to learn. Your kung-fu is no good.”

Obviously, what they’re doing is whipping their fists (or little webbed feet, as the case may be) through the air so fast that they cause a miniature sonic boom, which compresses the air in front of them, which physically hurls you back without the need for an actual physical blow.

Fishmen do it all the time. And three hundred year old blind Chinese men. Those three hundred year old blind Chinese men are mad-dog killers, you know.

…What? Am I the only one here who watches bad martial arts movies?
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