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...and then I burst out sobbing!
So we're snorkeling through Bayjin shallows, thinking, hey it's ALMOST like Club Med out here. Suddenly the local fishies decide to show up for a nice Mook sandwich with a side of Lizard. Ha ha, says we, it's sushi time! Break out the chopsticks boys n' girls, and oh, Radar, don't forget yer Omnigun. Were they death rays, psi sharks, or some really pissed off tuna? Hard to say...those darn scuba masks keep fogging up. Whatever they were, thirty seconds later poor Radar lost his head and started whoop-whoop-whoop-whooping like Curly on speed...
Bang...CRITICAL (mage dead)
Bang...CRITICAL (lord dead)
Bang...CRITICAL (samurai dead)
Needless to say, I want to know what kind of insane dice roll the computer came up with to nail me with 3 instakills in one turn!
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