THE DOMINUS DIGEST

Sazerac · 11-29-2001, 10:24 PM

THE DOMINUS DIGEST

All the news that ain't fit to be printed on Dominus!
A treasury of information you may never need!

Sazerac, Editor
Contributing "Saffy" Photojournalist: MurgyT

ELVIS IS FOUND!!

Elvis "The King" Presley, long thought to be a Cosmic Lord in his own right on our world, has been found on Dominus! Apparently a Higardi by birth, his "death" was staged years ago so he could finally return to his home land of Arnika. Since his return to Dominus nearly 25 years ago, Elvis has been living modestly in the guise of an HLL officer, as seen here:

Being back on Arnika has definitely agreed with the "King"...he's grown more youthful-looking and dropped the extra weight he picked up on Earth. And who could forget that classic pose? Being back on his home world has done wonders for him.

Rumors are that Elvis is now performing music on Dominus as well. Although no one has yet seen him perform, some VERY odd occurrences have happened on Dominus recently. Take, for example, the following shot taken by none other than MurgyT, our newest photojournalist for the Digest. In this shot, "Saffy" can be seen dancing around with a fire elemental, while crooning the following rather familiar words:

It's coming closer,
The flames are reaching my body...
Please won't you help me,
I feel like I'm slipping away,
It's hard to breath,
And my chest is a-heating,
Lord almighty,
I'm burning a hole where I lay!

Cause your kisses lift me higher,
Like the sweet song of a choir,
You light my morning sky,
With burning love
With burning love
Ah, ah, burning love

I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love..."

So what's next for the "King"? Apparently he's been making overtures to Saxx, the Umpani bard, to form a combo to play evenings at Yamo's Roadhouse. Although Saxx has not yet reciprocated, rumor has it that Saxx, Elvis, and "Saffy" are planning to make a video for distribution on Radio Free Dominus, the broadcasting station of Arnika located atop the Spacecenter Tower...as soon as they can find that silver HLL ball that's missing!

Many thanks to MurgyT for the "Saffy" shot! Keep looking for updates to THE DOMINUS DIGEST: for all the wackiness one can Digest in a sitting!

-Sazerac, Editor

11-29-2001, 10:24 PM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	THE DOMINUS DIGEST All the news that ain't fit to be printed on Dominus! A treasury of information you may never need! Sazerac, Editor Contributing "Saffy" Photojournalist: MurgyT ELVIS IS FOUND!! Elvis "The King" Presley, long thought to be a Cosmic Lord in his own right on our world, has been found on Dominus! Apparently a Higardi by birth, his "death" was staged years ago so he could finally return to his home land of Arnika. Since his return to Dominus nearly 25 years ago, Elvis has been living modestly in the guise of an HLL officer, as seen here: Being back on Arnika has definitely agreed with the "King"...he's grown more youthful-looking and dropped the extra weight he picked up on Earth. And who could forget that classic pose? Being back on his home world has done wonders for him. Rumors are that Elvis is now performing music on Dominus as well. Although no one has yet seen him perform, some VERY odd occurrences have happened on Dominus recently. Take, for example, the following shot taken by none other than MurgyT, our newest photojournalist for the Digest. In this shot, "Saffy" can be seen dancing around with a fire elemental, while crooning the following rather familiar words: It's coming closer, The flames are reaching my body... Please won't you help me, I feel like I'm slipping away, It's hard to breath, And my chest is a-heating, Lord almighty, I'm burning a hole where I lay! Cause your kisses lift me higher, Like the sweet song of a choir, You light my morning sky, With burning love With burning love Ah, ah, burning love I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love..." So what's next for the "King"? Apparently he's been making overtures to Saxx, the Umpani bard, to form a combo to play evenings at Yamo's Roadhouse. Although Saxx has not yet reciprocated, rumor has it that Saxx, Elvis, and "Saffy" are planning to make a video for distribution on Radio Free Dominus, the broadcasting station of Arnika located atop the Spacecenter Tower...as soon as they can find that silver HLL ball that's missing! Many thanks to MurgyT for the "Saffy" shot! Keep looking for updates to THE DOMINUS DIGEST: for all the wackiness one can Digest in a sitting! *-Sazerac, Editor*