THE DOMINUS DIGEST

Sazerac · 11-09-2001, 08:00 PM

THE DOMINUS DIGEST

All the news that ain't fit to be printed on Dominus!
A treasury of information you may never need!

Sazerac, Editor
Knarfling: Charter Reporter

EDITOR'S NOTE:

Welcome, dear readers, to the premiere edition of the Dominus Digest. Like it's sister publication, The Gael Serran Examiner, The Digest plans to bring you the best of the wild, the wacky, and the freaky occurrences on the land of Dominus, captured by none other than you, our roving reporters in the field.

Upon its inception, the new publication issued a call: Catch "Saffy" (the Swallower) doing something outrageous and be the first in with a "scoop" about it to become Charter Reporter for the Digest. Our own Knarfling has risen to the occasion admirably with the following "teaser" we have to offer you.

Secret Deal Bites the Big One

Article and Photography by Knarfling

It was learned today of a secret meeting between Saffy (AKA the Swallower) and Burzz the traveling salesman. In the meeting, Burzz offered to trade news for a "favor" from Saffy. Burzz would provide Saffy with information on who was visiting the monastery, what products they bought and sold, and any tidbits on what they planned or how easy they were to kill for this unknown favor.

This picture was taken at great risk by Iola, who recently decided to try her luck at gadgeterring instead of barding. (Iola, the most humble, wanted it known that she made the camera from two venom crab shells, some skin from a seeker, some wires that were somehow torn from a now inoperative lift, and some silver from some melted down bullets.) Are you happy now, Iola?

The exact specifics of Saffy's part of the bargain were not discussed where it could be heard, but it was clear that Saffy agreed only with much reluctance. Saffy finally agreed to the trade after Burzz offered to provide a free meal as well. (Saffy's appetite is well known.)

The agreement, like Burzz, was short lived.

Look for future installments of The Dominus Digest, for all the Wackiness one can Digest at a sitting!

-Sazerac, Editor

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Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	THE DOMINUS DIGEST All the news that ain't fit to be printed on Dominus! A treasury of information you may never need! Sazerac, Editor Knarfling: Charter Reporter EDITOR'S NOTE: Welcome, dear readers, to the premiere edition of the Dominus Digest. Like it's sister publication, The Gael Serran Examiner, The Digest plans to bring you the best of the wild, the wacky, and the freaky occurrences on the land of Dominus, captured by none other than you, our roving reporters in the field. Upon its inception, the new publication issued a call: Catch "Saffy" (the Swallower) doing something outrageous and be the first in with a "scoop" about it to become Charter Reporter for the Digest. Our own Knarfling has risen to the occasion admirably with the following "teaser" we have to offer you. Secret Deal Bites the Big One Article and Photography by Knarfling It was learned today of a secret meeting between Saffy (AKA the Swallower) and Burzz the traveling salesman. In the meeting, Burzz offered to trade news for a "favor" from Saffy. Burzz would provide Saffy with information on who was visiting the monastery, what products they bought and sold, and any tidbits on what they planned or how easy they were to kill for this unknown favor. This picture was taken at great risk by Iola, who recently decided to try her luck at gadgeterring instead of barding. (Iola, the most humble, wanted it known that she made the camera from two venom crab shells, some skin from a seeker, some wires that were somehow torn from a now inoperative lift, and some silver from some melted down bullets.) Are you happy now, Iola? The exact specifics of Saffy's part of the bargain were not discussed where it could be heard, but it was clear that Saffy agreed only with much reluctance. Saffy finally agreed to the trade after Burzz offered to provide a free meal as well. (Saffy's appetite is well known.) The agreement, like Burzz, was short lived. Look for future installments of The Dominus Digest, for all the Wackiness one can Digest at a sitting! -Sazerac, Editor [ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: Sazerac ]