Hehe. Good ones! Here's mine...
Wizardry 3:
"Dragons aren't so tough!"
Wizardry 1:
"Whew! I'm almost out! I need to camp badly. Good thing I made this map! It's 100% accurate!" (After hitting one of the dreaded "spinner" rooms)
Wizardry 8:
"Nessie, huh? No problem! I'll just sneak around her..." *splat*
one reload later...
"Ok. Nessie can't get me up here in this cave! I'll shoot her full of arrows! Ha-ha!" *splat*
another reload later...
"Well, I bet I can get her if I charge and smack her around! CHARGE!!" *splatsplatsplatsplat*
or my favorite....
"I can disarm that trapped chest! No problem!"
