This is completely ridiculous, but damn its funny! I found it on one of the Wiz 8 forums, its worth reading for a good laugh:
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I didn't want to do it, because of the personal danger, but I feel that I have no choice. Though I'm sure some of you suspect it, I'm now going to reveal the driving force behind the Wizardry 8 delay conspiracy.
The delay of Wizardry 8 has been planned not just for days or months, but for many, many years. It's part of an elaborate international conspiracy aimed at nothing less than global domination. Yes your first reaction is to laugh maybe. But consider:
Wizardy 8 has the same number of characters as Illuminati. That SirTech Canada is an anagram for Tace Drains Cash. The Tace was a piece of armor worn by 16th century Illumanti soldiers (don't believe me, look it up). This refers to how the Illumanti will use Wizardy 8 to drain the resources of two North American countries.
Interplay, the lackey publisher for the Illumanti, anagrams to YIR Planet. YIR is Illumanti acronym for Yatagham Illumanti Rule. The yatagham was the 16th century Illumanti sword. Again, don't believe me, look it up. YIR Planet. By the sword will they rule the planet.
Consider that the author of Wizardry 5,6 and 7 was DW Bradley. His name anagrams to Bad Rey WDL. If you reverse the W to an M, as is done in most Illumanti manuscripts, you get Bad Rey MDL. Rey is the Spanish for Rule, and so you have Bad Ruler, and MDL are Roman Numerals for 1550, the year the Illumanti were formed.
The names Greenberg and Woodhead the supposed 'creators' of the original Wizardry, are names that have been associated with the Illumanti for generations. Just type one of those names and Illumanti into a search engine and you'll see for yourself.
After the supposed bankruptcy of Sir-Tech in the US, they were alleged to move to Canada. But exactly where are they? Can you find any mailing address for them at all?
The Illumanti and Wizardry have been associated with the Tri-lateral Council, the Federal Reserve, the SMF, and the Masons.
It's a deep conspiracy of world domination. Don't say you were not warned.
Take care,
Don
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