[Thaddeus Mass]

On the Weakest Link they had a special with Star Trek cast members. The hostess asked 'Wil' from the Next Generation if that was his real name or his stage name. When he said it was his stage name she proceeded to let him have it right between the eyes: 'Isn't "Wil" with one 'L' a little pretentious?" she quipped. All in fun.

But, hey, foody--I can see you don't share my sense of humour. "Dueling banjos at twenty paces?" was supposed to be funny, "it" was also supposed to be somewhat mildly amusing. Come on, now--don't you think that "foody" is funny when you think this way: "Food(y) fight!"

Or how about "manikus"? (Give the 'man a kiss'?) And don't tell me it's pronounced 'cuss' because you're not allowed to cuss on here.

And don't even get me started on "Lord Killjoy". (You have to know a queen to become a lord, you know.) Did you see his picture on his website--is that a gun in his hand or is he just happy to see us?

Anyway, foody, I don't want you to get in a "stew" over this since you probably have more than enough on your plate already. So, like the Phantom of the Opera, I shall return to combing my cat and stalking the forum like a stick of celery--but--please, please, please take all of these posts with a grain of salt and a pinch of pepper.

Besides, if you want to give me a licking--it keeps me ticking.

Your friend and mine,

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