05-17-2001, 11:29 PM
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#152
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God 
Join Date: April 10, 2001
Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A.
Age: 41
Posts: 2,615
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Originally posted by Leonidas:
I've been following this thread, and had a little idea from earlier pnp monsters. There was a monster that was conjured up from two other creatures. So I would like to conjure up the following for throwing:
A "MINI-TAUR"!
Small in stature, bearded, like dwarf.
6-8" horns, hooves on rear legs like a minotaur.
Gullible and flatulent like a gnome.
Can taunt and swear like a halfling on a bender.
Oh, BTW, since I am conjuring, little flaps of skin between fingers, toes, and under arms for greater distance.
The Ultimate Thrower!!!
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LOLSFHIDMSOTCRASTDSTTA Laughing out loud so freaking hard I dropped my sword on the catapult rope and sent three dwarves sailing through the air.
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