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Old 05-17-2001, 10:45 PM   #146
Grand-Ranger
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Join Date: March 29, 2001
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Originally posted by Leonidas:
I've been following this thread, and had a little idea from earlier pnp monsters. There was a monster that was conjured up from two other creatures. So I would like to conjure up the following for throwing:
A "MINI-TAUR"!
Small in stature, bearded, like dwarf.
6-8" horns, hooves on rear legs like a minotaur.
Gullible and flatulent like a gnome.
Can taunt and swear like a halfling on a bender.
Oh, BTW, since I am conjuring, little flaps of skin between fingers, toes, and under arms for greater distance.

The Ultimate Thrower!!!

I think you better say its bearded like a dwarf that is dirty and lives underground or *ahem* somone will through a fit

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