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Originally posted by onthepequod:
I personally was going for the explosive factor, hence the Dwarf w/beard (fuse). But you bring up an excelent point. I have heard that Gnomes have a deviated colon (sp?) which allows them to produce a FINE odor (similar to a well aged and long unrefrigerated block of head cheese). But alas this is not my area of expertise. Can anyone confirm this deviated colon rumor?
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
Actually, the only thing I know of, is the "Turnip-Reflex factor" of gnomes. The vegetable is able to prduce an especially virulent form of methane, noxious to those unlucky enough to be in it's path.
The great thing is that it is made worse when drinking. This fit's the situation perfectly. Get the gnome drunk, spin him around to mix it up, and PRESTO !!!
Turnip Toxic Nerve Gas....
Now remember, with this type of missle, a healthy "spin" is important when you throw, so SNAP that wrist !!!!
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Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
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