Well, where did she?
Maybe...
1. ...Wah and Rikard kidnapped her to feature in yet another gruesome tale of magic and monsters in Wah's lair
www.geocities.com/flamereaver/Home.html (you better thank me for that free advertisement Wah). In this tale, Rikard is polymorphed into a woman by the unbelievably cruel Hell Lich Wah and now his sole means of survival is to befriend Melusine and learn from her the Highly Secret Principles of Being A Woman:
Rikard: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!! I'm turned in to a woman!
Melusine: Nonono that's not quite right Rikarda...try to put some more of that maiden-in-distress-anguish in your voice. Those silly males fall for it all the time. Try too sound frightened, sexy and helpless at the same time. And as for your looks, quite frankly my dear, we have alot of work to do! First, let me give you a hand waxing your legs. Oh, and let's not forget your bikini line, shall we?
Rikarda: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH that hurts...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh dear, the poor thing passed out...well that'll make my job a lot easier.
Let's fix your hairdo for you now honey. I think golden curls will look lovely on you...yes...And you really should be doing someting about that down on your face, it makes you positively unattractive dear. Your nails need some working on too, not to mention that horrible mage robe of yours. That is not a fit dress for a young woman such as yourself (fusses away at Rikard busily)
Melusine: Casts Perfect Manicure Including Fancy Nailpolish in shade Passion Red: Rikarda
Melusine: Casts Remove Excessive Hairgrowth: Rikarda
Melusine: Casts Sexy Bikini: Rikarda
Melusine: Casts Natures Improved Beauty: Rikarda
Melusine: Casts Golden Curly Locks: Rikarda
Rikarda: Well that's not too bad actually...I look kinda sexy don't I? (admires himself in mirror)
Rikarda: Thank you my dear Melusine, you have handed me the perfect weapon to destroy that Evil Hell Lich Wah! I will seduce him with my heavenly body and he will be as wax my hands! WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Melusine: Rikarda! You silly woman...remember to laugh as I told you to! ~sigh~ let me demonstrate again
Melusine: ~flutters eyelashes seductively, puts on big innocent eyes, puts on highpitched voice~ "hihihi"
Melusine: Yes I know it looks horrible, all females know that it's ridiculous...but those weakbrained men will fall for it you'll see...
Melusine: Now go and make me proud!
Or maybe...
2. ...Melusine is slowly drowning in paperwork and cardboard boxes, pots of paint and drawers full of underwear, boxes filled with books and cd's...
Melusine finally has moved to a place all of her own!!!! Yay! Yes, I'm moving and I'm in the middle of painting my room right now so I'm pretty busy. I've also got a horrible backlog at university which I'm pretty ashamed of and if i only think of all the work I should be doing I nearly wanna break down and cry!!! Anyway that's one reason why I'm not on the Forum too often, the other's money!! Yes I have quite an expensive internet connection and that's a problem too.
Anyway, I don't want to bore anyone with my problems but in case anyone wondered why I seem to dissappear and reappear like a djinni in a bottle...this is why!