[Morgeruat]

GALACTUS IS NOT A CLOUD, any representation of him as such is inherently flawed.

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From The Spoony Experiment: The first movie: Link to rant

And for FF2

I have officially lost all faith in the future of mankind. It’s gone. I write this review as a broken, hollow man, having finally become the thing I feared I would one day degenerate to: a raving madman. I now understand the desperate, manic dread Charlton Heston’s character felt when he ran down the streets, howling in a futile attempt to warn the oblivious public that Soylent Green is made of people. I now understand Travis Bickle’s cold, fervent desire that one day a rain must come and wash the scum off the streets. If Great Cthulhu had risen from his eternal sleep in R’lyeh and consumed all the world in madness and death while I was in the theater watching Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, I would have welcomed the wave of oblivion with rabid glee. Why would anyone want to live in a world with movies like Silver Surfer in it? Why would anyone want to exist in a future ruled by a generation that stood in front of me, dozens of children all, and applauded the credits for a full minute? Please, my lord Galactus, devour this world. We are unfit to exist. We should all of us perish for allowing this crime against art to exist. We should all of us burn for not offering our children something better. They applauded. They celebrated this…this atrocity. They reveled in its mediocrity. Bathed joyously in its ineptitude. They vowed to watch it again. And standing there, agape, my mind twisting and reeling in the horror of what I’d seen, redoubled by the fresh real horror of witnessing an entire generation’s cultural fall in microcosm, all I could do was scream at the departing crowds “What in the hell is wrong with you people??” I retreated to my car, realizing grimly that I’d now started yelling at children who hadn’t even been born when I was reading the very comics that were being raped and defiled on the silver screen. Have I really become the movie equivalent of a ragged maniac raging at passers-by, toting a soiled sign reading “THE END IS NIGH” and offering salvation if only people would read my scripture? Has our culture become so fouled, so shriveled, so worthless that I alone remember a time when entertainment still existed outside of Paris Hilton and American Idol? In the end, all I have—all I can do is rage, rage against the dying of this fight. I’ve already lost. I can accept that. 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