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From Shanghai Noon:
1. You said "wet shirt not break", not "piss shirt bend bars!"
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2. Roy:"Oooh. Who's the pretty lady?"
Chon:"That's my wife."
Roy:"How long have you been in this country?"
Chon:"Four days."
Roy:"Nice work!"
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From Armageddon:
1."I know the presidents' chief advisor, we were at MIT together. And, at this point in time, you really don't want to take advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics."
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2.Karl (talking about the asteroid): But one more thing. The person who finds her gets to name her right?
Dan: Yes, yes that's right, that's right.
Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
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3. Dr. Banks: One toxicology analysis revealed ketamin, that is a very powerful sedative!
Harry: Sedatives are used all the time, doctor.
Dr. Banks: Well this one's used on horses.
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4. You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
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From Forrest Gump:
1. Forrest: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lt. Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
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From Blazing Saddles:
1. Gabby:"The sheriff's a n(CHURCH BELL)!"
Woman: "What'd he say?"
Man: The sheriff is near."
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2. Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!
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3. Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention.
Taggart: Ditto.
Hedley Lamarr: "Ditto"? "Ditto," you provincial putz?
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