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Originally posted by Zarr:
Regarding F4: Any film with Jessica Alba in it will probably be okay for certain reasons... [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img]
Yes, I know I'm shallow 
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Rather hilarious (if off color) remark about her in F4:
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"My director of genetic research, Susan Storm!" he sneers. Reed looks over, looking all "thanks for the bulletin." Sue's played by Jessica Alba, who later becomes the Invisible Woman-- or as I call her, the Fantastic Whore. Jessica Alba is a one-women movie disaster, able to sink the best of movies. Now she's trying to act like a brilliant scientist? Sweet Jesus, can you imagine Jessica Alba trying to make change behind the counter of a Taco Bell, much less trying to conduct genetic experiments? I doubt she could tell a test tube from a tampon. If Alba ever seriously tried to get into genetics she'd go about four years before realizing you can't clone stuffed animals. Genetics? Yeah I can see her doing a paternity test. Bollocks. *snip*
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[ 12-14-2005, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: T-D-C ]
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