I'm too lazy to read all of these, maybe I'll read them later
, so I dunno if these have been said before:
-When you're looking for a job as a journalist and are seeking out Volo.
-You hold on to any pair of pants to see if you can build a Big Unit.
-When you cast a spell and it fails, you mutter to yourself: "If I didn't have miscast magic on me, I wouldn't have failed!"
-You promise your girlfriend that you'll get her wings back.