[Arias De'Minal]

-You try and cast "Stone to Flesh" on the poor saps who are now statues in your town.

-When asked your age you respond with a number in the triple digits.

-You decided your new nikes just arnt as good as your boots of speed.

-Your family cowers every time you start to talk about your adventures in the underdark.

-You think TV is a sadistic way of someone spying on you.

-Your girlfriend is offended when you tell her she smells like death, and you dont know why.