[Dragonshadow]

-You try looking around the woods to find dire wolves, and the landowner chucks you out.
- Your hamster is suddenly miniture, giant and space.-You shave off your hair, paint your head purple and get a hamster that is the above.
- You scream in terror at anyone who is wearing anything that looks like a robe: Cowled wizards!!!
-You scream in terror at anyone who is wearing anything red: Red wizr=ards of Thay!!!!
- You start muttering to yourself and calling everyone monkeys.
- You look for a girdle of sex change to morph you boss into a girl.
- You are obsessed with hasters.
-You scream and bash every rat you see, because Boo doesn't like their tails.
- You find yourself living in terror of seeing a guy called Habib and a sword.
- You avoid graveyards: Bhodi could be there!!!!
- You try casting finger of death at annoying people.
- You throw rocks at annoying people, and are suprized when you get in trouble with the police: "He was Noober, man!"