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- When you go to the harbour and ask when the next boat to Spellhold leaves.

- When you go berserk every time you meet guys called Simon and try to backstab them to death yelling: "You traitor! How could you do this to me!"

- Whenever your parents get angry with you, you just look at them and say triumphatically: "See, I told you my Detect Evil spell prooved you guys were evil!"

- When you start hacking at random objects claiming them to be mimics in a clever disguise.

- When you go sentimental on every squirrel you meet, realising that "they were once human too". Then you continue trying to cast spells to return them to their 'former selves'.

- When you go to the nearest pub and start singing, thinking you're the best bard Earth has ever seen.

- When you put on a shabby raincoat, and run to the power plant to prove that your Cloak of Mirroring works.