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When you start referring to diners as taverns and waitresses as tavern wenches.
When picking up a newspaper and asking people where your glasses are you say "Has anyone seen my Goggles of Identification?"
When you try and polymorph yourself into a mustard ooze by coating yourself in jell-o.
When in science class, you cast Melfs Acid Arrow and try and get the teacher to identify what sort of acid it uses, but you inadvertently kill 2 class mates.
When at half time during a soccer match and you're down 4-0, you try and cast dispel magic as your team has obviously been affected by emotion hopelessness.
When you refer to your evil neighbours basement as the underdark.
When you run around urging everyone you see to gouge out their eyes and join the cult of the sightless eye (or is it all-seeing?)
And finally, when you go to a dodgy bar, you ask the shady guy in the leather jacket if he has any black lotus.....
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