you leave the lights in the house on 24 / 7 because you believe that your shadow will attack you.
you tell your PE teacher that you cannot wear protective gear because its against your class and alignment.
you will not take any paracetamol or aspirin except with cure light, medium, serious and critical wounds.
you decide to cast resist fear on your cat since it is being tortured by the dog next door.
you never leave anywhere without waiting for another person since you think that you are constantly getting voices saying - you must gather your party before venturing forth.
you come empty handed into art lessons and say that you are going to conjour a pit fiend for your project. later you find that it has eaten everyone except your teacher who was a lawful good person (similar to paladin)
you cast simulcrum everyday and tell it to go to school instead of you. they will never know the difference - then you get it to do all the homework and the chores whilst you relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax - YEAHHHHHHH!! That's my favourite one!!
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