You try to beat a speeding ticket by claiming you accidently miscast Haste while driving.
You ask your spouse to pick up some turnips so you can try Jan's patented recipes for Turnip a la King, Jansen's Turnip Surprise and Turnip Flambe (Yum!)
You ask the local liquor store to stock Baalor's Ale.
You keep checking K Mart to see if the latest Jansen Adventure Wear has arrived!
You call Petco to see if they stock "Miniature Giant Space Hamster Chow" because Boo is getting hungry and is giving you the hairy eyeball (Go for the EYES Boo!)
You think a great "Got Milk?" ad would be a picture of Minsc & Boo, both with milk mustaches!
You get arrested for lurking about the local graveyard while claiming to be looking for Bohdi's hideout. They send you to Belleview for observation.
You decide to fix up Lilarcor with your wife's Ginsu Knife for the holidays.
You realize that Jon Irenicus has all the earmarks of a viable Presidential candidate!
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