<font color="red">"Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast!"</font>
<font color="white">"How 'bout a muffin?"</font>
<font color="red">"Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks!"</font>
<font color="white">"Aah, so you're a waffle man!"</font>
