Perhaps the most feared spell of all time:
The exceptionally rare and deadly 11th level Mage spell:
Summon Horde of Lawyers.
Calls fourth a group of suit-and-tie wearing, briefcase wielding lawyers...
A spell almost too cruel to use.
Perhaps we should impliment other lower-level versions:
Summon lesser burocrat.
Minor Law-suit
Summon Legal Aid
And perhaps we could give assassins the special ability: Invoke the 5th Amendment
ANd lastly my favourite:
Satyre's Unholy Satirist
-calls forth an exact dumlicate of the most powerful foe in a group, with the same powers, just funnier and more ironic.
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